i got this FACEBOOK QUIZ, from ashim's blog. heck it.
imma do it.
on my BLOG. whatevers.
and since i'm so bloody bored,
i'm just going to answer every single question SARCASTICALLY.
so here we go.
1) Were you named after anyone?
NO because my parents are complete ORIGINAL, and ANNA is a NEVER BEFORE KNOW NAME.
=.=
2) When was the last time you cried?
heck. yesterday night, because i couldn't watch american idol yet.
3) Do you like your handwriting?
hell yes, i write like freaking. uhm. who writes well?
actually, no, because i hate my SUPERFICIALL HANDWRITING AND WANT TO WRITE LIKE, uhm. who writes disgustingly?
4) What is your favourite lunch meat?
hmm. I DON'T EAT LUNCH. I'M ANOREXIC.
5) Do you have kids?
YES. i have secret kids which you don't know about, who are currently attending a private kindergarden in CAMBODIA. yes. i am.
6) If you were another person, would you like to be friends with you?
well, of COURSE. i'm like the NICEST PERSON. like, SERIOUSLY? DUH.
7) Do you use sarcasm?
......must i really answer this?
NO, I DON'T. like, EVER? it's like, seriosuly like, dude, it's a taboo.
8) Do you still have your tonsils?
YES. THAT'S WHY I SPEAK FUNNY WITH A HIGH NASAL VOICE.
(actually, i'm not sure.)
9) Would you bungee jump?
yes. because nothing thrills me like JUMPING OFF A CLIFF WITH NOTHING BUT A CORD HOLDING ON TO MY FEET.
yes. DEFYING GRAVITY IS SO FUN.
10) What is your favourite cereal?
ALL-BRAN, BECAUSE IT MAKES MY BREATHE SMELL SO FREAKING NICE.
(i HATE all-bran, for all you people who don't understand SARCASM.)
11) Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
no, i use a knife and SLICE THEM OPEN. after all, i'm so lazy that i just wear a pair of shoes once, and because i'm too rich i have like, a million pairs of the same shoe so i can just keep wearing them. again. and again.
12) What is your favourite ice–cream?
okay. i seriously can't think of anything sarcastic.
GREEN TEA.
13) What is the first thing you notice about people?
hmm. NOTHING, DIDN'T YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM FREAKING BLIND.
14) Red or pink?
ooh. hilary's gonna love this one.
WELL, RED. BECAUSE BLOOD IS JUST MY FAVOURITE THING IN LIKE, THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
15) What is the least favourite thing about yourself?
hmm. didn't you know? I LOVE MYSELF. AND MY HUGE NOSE. =.=
16) Who do you miss the most?
hm. i refuse to answer this question.
17) Do you want everyone to complete this list?
YES, I WANT TO WASTE EVERYONE'S TIME, DOING FORTY-THREE QUESTIONS, just because.
18) What colour of trousers and shoes are your wearing?
school pants and socks.
no wait. i'm NOT WEARING ANYTHING.
19) What are you listening to right now?
Jai Ho. the modern version by Pussycat Dolls.
20) If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?
well, if i was a crayon, I WOULDN'T GET TO CHOOSE.
because, if you haven't noticed, CRAYONS ARE ABIOTIC. (see? my geog is SO good.)
21) Favourite smells
hmm. I LOVE THE SMELLS OF POOP, FARTS, AND MY SCHOOL.
=.=
22) The last person you talked to on the phone?
BRENNA! we were discussing the possibilities which could be uncovered by albert einstein's great theory of E=mc2. =.=
23) Do you like the person who sent you this?
yes. i LOVE HIM. SO MUCH. ESPECIALLY WHEN HE PISSES ME OFF.
24) Favourite sports to watch?
volleyball. and BASKETBALL, cos when they jump you can like, totally see BOXERS~
25) Hair colour?
BLACK. no. actually, i'm bald.
26) Eye colour?
Purple.
27) Do you wear contacts?
yes i do, black ones, so i look normal.
28) Favourite food?
hmm. NOTHING? DIDN'T YOU SEE?
I'M ANOREXIC.
29) Scary or happy endings?
no didn't you know? SCARY ENDINGS TURN ME ON. =.=
because, after all, there's nothing that makes you happy like a movie with a tragic ending, RIGHT?
30) Last movie you watched?
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
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SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
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SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
31) What colour of shirt are you wearing?
i'm not wearing anything, remember?
32) Summer or winter?
summer. BECAUSE I LOVE THE HOT AIR, MOSQUITOES EVERYWHERE, AND THE SMELL OF SWEET SWEAT AND BODY ODOUR. seriously.
33) Favourite dessert?
ice cream
34) Most likely to respond?
to what?
35) Least likely to respond?
like i said, to what?
seriously, be SPECIFIC.
36) What books are you reading?
Mercy - Jodi Picoult.
37) What is on your mousepad?
i don't know, maybe a FREAKING MOUSE?
38) What did you watch last night?
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
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SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE.
39) Rolling Stones? Beatles?
HMM. didn't you know? I'M A HUGE FAN OF OLD ROCK BANDS! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM TO DEATH!
=.=
(but seriously, cos adam lambert sang Satisfaction by The Rolling Stones, i prefer them. yes, i'm shallow.)
40) Where is the furthest you have been from home?
hmm. at NZ? no actually, i spend all my time at home. I NEVER LEAVE. I LOCK MYSELF IN THE ROOM AND CARVE MY NAME ONTO MY TABLE.
41) Do you have a special talent?
yes. i do.
I AM SPECIAL, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
42) Where were you born?
new freaking zealand. which rocks.
43) Whose answers are you looking forward to getting back
hmm. i don't even know if i'll read them
actually wait i came up with a better idea.
EVERYONES'! BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I JUST SPEND ALL DAY READING OTHER PEOPLES' BLOGS AND LIKE, STALKING THEM FOR LIKE, EVER! I NEVER STOP! IT'S SO ADDICTING BECAUSE I HAVE NO LIFE OF MY OWN!
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anyways, i tag you. because you're reading this. which means. you know that i actually tag people. so you.
you may think i'm pmsing,
but i'm bored, people.
Labels: don't read if you don't speaketh my language, quizzes, sarcasm
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